Bibbity Bobbity Boo

I think part of the reason I'm so often disappointed with my life is because it's full of real things. It's suspiciously lacking in things like: magical objects/people/creatures. And I don't want to hear any crap like: "there's magic all around if you look for it" because no there's not. Not the kind I want anyway; Harry Potter magic, Fairy magic, wizards, witches, dragons, spells and houses that clean themselves.