I am a really good cook

Eating healthy means eating more vegetables, but I can't always eat them raw because sometimes I just want delicious hot food. This evening I steamed some veggies on the stove, transferred them to a bowl and got out my nutritional yeast to sprinkle on top. I did what I always do with the bag....put it on the stove. On the burner I'd JUST been using. I realized it immediately but the damage was already done, now my house smells like burnt plastic, there is nutritional yeast all over my stove and a hazy mist of smoke hanging in every room. It's a good thing those veggies tasted delicious, and now I have a reason to walk to Fred Meyer tomorrow.

Could this be why I'm single?